foodament

• Jenn: oh the job fair was wonderful
• Jenn: i walked in eating chicken strips
• Conci: HAHAHA
• Jenn: a guy from the army gave me a bag
• Conci: We used to eat a lot of those.
• Jenn: so i could put away my chicken strips
• Jenn: i said "oh thank you" and just carried it
• Jenn: ben cherry walked up to me
• Jenn: and he said
• Conci: JAJAJAHAHAHAJAJAJA
• Jenn: he SAID TO ME
• Jenn: "seriously jenn shouldn't you start thinking about your future"
• Jenn: i was wearing a lime green shirt with japanese kanji on it
• Jenn: and lime green dress slacks
• Conci: Ben Cherry! That's a name I haven't heard in years!
• Jenn: i was like
• Jenn: "ben
• Jenn: "it's on lockdown
• Jenn: "look at this upward trajectory"
• Jenn: *eats a chicken tender*
• Jenn: oh with MAYONNAISE
• Jenn: i think that's the part that really horrified people
• Conci: I love mayonaise and hot sauce.
• Conci: Or mayonaise and bbq.
• Conci: AND cheese sauce.
• Jenn: mmm
• Jenn: yeah i was mixing mayo and ketchup because the bbq sauce was always so bad in uh
• Conci: OMG how did I not weigh 5000 lbs...
• Jenn: what was the name of our food center
• Jenn: kellogg school of foodament
• Conci: Probably because as much as I ate that stuff I'd forget to eat 2-3 other meals.
• Conci: Norris.
• Jenn: well and we hoofed and biked everywhere
• Jenn: ah yes, "norris foodent center"
• Conci: Allison.
• Conci: nice
• Jenn: "allison fooding hall"
• Jenn: "tech"
• Conci: Oh god, Tech...
• Conci: Puke in its initial state.
• Jenn: no i lost weight in college because i ok i worked out at a gym but ALSO i started smoking but ALSO i was eating relatively square meals
• Jenn: but every morning that meal was
• Jenn: vanilla ice cream
• Jenn: topped with
• Jenn: froot loops
• Jenn: and for lunch
• Conci: Good lord.
• Jenn: a grilled cheese sandwich
• Conci: No wonder you have a brain tumor.