wedding dresses

• Jenn: CONCI YOU FUCKING TWERP
• Jenn: that is BEAUTIFUL
• Conci: Did you just call me a twerp?!
• Jenn: yes
• Conci: I thought you'd like it.
• Jenn: "oh la i sent you a little photo maybe you'll be interested la la"
• Jenn: FUCK YOU
• Jenn: that is AWESOME
• Conci: hahaha
• Jenn: i love the uh the structure in the top and the flowy OH you know why you like it?
• Jenn: because it's totally MARILYN
• Conci: Best part 2011 end-of-year sample sale...75% off.
• Jenn: it's got marilyn tits
• Jenn: i love it
• Conci: Oh I know. I actually went in with 1000 pictures of Marilyn and Marilyn-esque dresses.
• Jenn: yeah i think that is the best most flattering cinched-waist flowy sleeveless dress i have seen
• Jenn: just the right amount of tit
• Jenn: "church tit"
• Conci: I told Nihki I wanted sleek and stunning...like Marilyn.
• Jenn: i am obsessed with this idea
• Jenn: there is a perfect amount of cleavage
• Conci: Nice.
• Jenn: that really makes you look dressed up
• Jenn: too little
• Jenn: and you look like a farmer
• Jenn: too much and you're a strumpet
• Jenn: hard for us bosomy girls to find that UH DIVIDE, IF YOU WILL
• Conci: I'm naming my wedding the farmer and the strumpet.
• Jenn: oh my god
• Jenn: please also theme it that way
• Jenn: JK JK
• Conci: I think I'd be murdered in my sleep by various people.
• Jenn: so i am obsessed with the perfect amount of cleavage being, like, the most important accessory you can nail down
• Conci: ABSOLUTELY!
• Conci: Most dresses just aren't usually made for those of us with boobs, unless you have A LOT of excess everywhere else.
• Jenn: yeah
• Conci: Particularly if you delve into the over DD range.
• Conci: It's infuriating.
• Conci: I want to get famous enough to have someone design the Conci line for the short and well-endowed.
• Conci: VERY well endowed.
• Jenn: short and very well endowed
• Jenn: ugh
• Jenn: nailed it
• Jenn: "try to look sleek ladies"
• Jenn: uh
• Jenn: i am the brick shithouse of femininity
• Conci: hahaha