I'm not the girl you hoped I'd be

I'm Jenn. I live in Chicago. I write for Evil Beet Gossip. I also write Infinite Lives.

I'm 29 years old and I like stuff.

<a href="http://www.formspring.me/jennfrank">http://www.formspring.me/jennfrank</a>

P.S. I have many hobbies. Fuck Yeah GBA is over here, JENN FRANK'S FAVORITE BOOKS FOR KIDS is here, Stop Looking at Me is here, and We Hate Your Childhood is here. I also keep a diary. Least of all, I built and edit this. OK, catch you later.

P.P.S. PLAY ME

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January 21

blockbuster night

Guy: So you just want to re-rent these.
Me: Yes, please.
Guy: Didn't get a chance to watch 'em?
Me: Well...! HOW am I supposed to make time for 'The Client List' when 'Untouchable: the Drew Peterson Story' was on Lifetime tonight.
Guy: You can't!
Me: I know!
Other guy: She'll save money if she just keeps them.
Me: What's that?
Other guy: It's 99 cents for every day overdue. So just pay the 99 cents, instead of paying a dollar 99 to rent them again.
Me: Ooh.
Guy: Wanna do that instead?
Me: [puts DVDs in purse] Thanks for saving me two dollars!
Guy: Yeah!
Me: Unless this is going to affect my credit rating.
Guy: Oh, no. They don't actually ever see--
Me: I'm kidding.
Guy: Oh, OK.

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