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This part probably won't be in the final draft of the interview, either

  • Jenny: Have you *been* to San Francisco's Chinatown?
  • Jeff: Oh, yeah. A couple times.
  • Jenny: Really?
  • Jeff: Yeah.
  • Jenny: Do you know that once I, uh--I'd never seen Chinatown so crowded. And people were moving up the street and sidewalk in two lanes. And we were all just slowly squeezing past one another. And *that* is how I slowly *squeezed* *past* David Krumholtz and his shopping bag. And as I slowly pressed myself by him and stared up at him in stunned awe, I contemplated shouting 'Nuh, nuh, Numbers!' at him, something terrible, or 'The Santa Clause'! It would've been one of the two--and instead I just *stared* at him as I sloooowly pressed past him, just in this awful, oozing flow of traffic. It was really, um, like a viscous movement of people in opposite directions. Yeah! Like a street grinding on itself.
  • Jeff: Well played. Good celebrity encounter.
  • Jenny: Yes, just like slowly--just, yeah, "Is now the time to say hello? No, it isn't. This moment passed."
  • Jeff: Yeah, probably.
  • Jenny: Reeeeeeally slowly, though. Because of the crowd. And it was very loud.

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