Confession time: I’m a Metroid liker not a Metroid lover. Couldn’t make any progress in 1, skipped 2, stopped at the huge wall jump in Super, skipped fusion, stopped at the stealth part in m:zm (my fave), made it about halfway thru prime, skipped the rest
This isn’t a question. OH. You want to be absolved, huh. OK, I will tell you a secret: you have played more Metroid than most people who “love” Metroid.
Your penance: play Return of Samus and Metroid Pinball
