Too Boring to Win
- Me: Drop the remote!
- Mom: I'm changing it.
- Me: I am WATCHING THIS. You aren't interested in the 2008 financial meltdown?
- Mom: Uh.
- Me: William Hurt! James Woods! Paul Giamatti! Tony Shalhoub! This cast! Are you kidding me?
- Mom: Yolanda, what are you watching.
- Yolanda: Channel 109. This woman got shot in the face. And her husband is having this affair...
- Mom: I want to watch that.
- Me: COME ON!
