I'm not the girl you hoped I'd be - bad man blogs a thing: cool easy caramels

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December 16

bad man blogs a thing: cool easy caramels

I am going to let you guys in on a little secret: THESE CARAMELS ARE UNREAL

And a second secret I just discovered: THEY’RE FROM A FRIEND OF MINE AND I DID NOT EVEN REALIZE (“otherwise I never would have made all those jokes about poison!”)

metempsych:

since it don’t exist anywhere except my head and i’ve had requests for it:

cool easy caramels

ingredients

1 c butter

1 lb light brown sugar

dash of salt

1 c light corn syrup

1 can (15 oz-ish) sweetened condensed milk

(note: i have made these using cream instead, but 1) you…

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