May 2011
2 posts
sitting around
Me: (answering my hand; speaking into pinky) Hello? Oh. Hi.
Derek: Um.
Me: Shh. It's my limbic system! Hey there! What's happening?
Derek: …
Me: It's bored.
Derek: What?
Me: It says it's bored. OK. OK. What? Sure, he's right here, hang on. Derek. It wants to talk to you.
Derek: Oh. (speaking into my pinky) Hello?
Me: Well? What's it say?
Derek: Nothing.
Me: FUCK YOU PLAY ALONG YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A TERRIBLE DAD
