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Me and Lenny's cats
Backstory: I am catsitting. On my first night of catsitting, Lenny recommended I keep the cats' water dish in my bathtub, and I was all HAAAIL NO because that is my bathtub, bro
Me: Your cats sure are annoyed ever since I thwarted their attempts to tip the water dish! Would you like the secret of my success
Lenny: nope. bathtub is the best answer besides just leaving an empty dish.
Lenny: fine. spill it, sister. pun intended.
Me: Pyrex casserole dish!
Lenny: do you fill that up or put the other dish in it?
Me: Both are good ideas! But they are drinking from the whole big dish
THEN: [weird convo about whether it is possible for the cats to drown in a casserole dish, which obviously no it is not]
Lenny: i just wanted to lash out because in three days of being a cat person you came up with a better idea than i did in five years. jerk.
Me: I googled, honey.
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